The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare - _verified_
Arthur paused, his brow furrowing like a tectonic plate shift. "She’s about my height, but, you know... shaped like a lady." He then began a series of unfortunate pantomimes
, gesturing wildly in the air to describe his wife’s proportions. To Barnaby, it looked less like a silhouette and more like someone fighting off a swarm of bees. The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare
