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The file deleted itself from my hard drive ten seconds later. Now, every time I look at my phone, the icons seem a little bit closer to the edge of the screen, like they’re trying to climb out.

I know, I know. Every "newbie" on this board claims they’ve found the original site , but I actually have the raw .mp4 for . uselessavi creepypasta exclusive

For years, internet sleuths have searched for the actual video file. To date, no verified copy of useless.avi containing the "chimp footage" has ever surfaced on the public web. The file deleted itself from my hard drive ten seconds later

I’m not a kid; I know the "666" trope is a cliché, but seeing that number pop up on a localized disk without an internet connection felt like a physical punch to the gut. I didn't use VLC. I used an old hex editor to see what the header said. Usually, an AVI starts with This one started with Every "newbie" on this board claims they’ve found

Useless.avi is a notorious creepypasta and "lost media" legend that centers on a supposedly real shock video featuring a blonde woman and a chimpanzee. Often linked to the broader "Normal Porn for Normal People"