Destroyer V2.5.1: Survey

Ask V2.5.1 to handle a bank satisfaction survey, and it will rate “Friendliness of Teller” as 1/10 while awarding “Lobby Carpet Texture” a perfect 10. It will answer open-ended questions like “What could we improve?” with haikus about industrial lubricant or transcripts of forgotten 1990s sitcoms. It never crashes, never fails a CAPTCHA, and never—crucially—triggers a fraud alert, because everything it inputs is technically true from a certain point of view. And that is what makes it horrifying to the data priesthood.

. Instead of bypassing surveys, the installation process often introduces persistent browser redirects and tracking cookies. Privacy Compromise: Survey Destroyer V2.5.1

Question: "Rate the cafeteria cleanliness." Response: "7/10." Ask V2