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Trapped in a glass box, reeking of his own decision-making, Dave watched as a police car slowly cruised by. He started jumping up and down, waving his arms like a madman. The cops laughed, took a photo, and radioed for someone to let him out. They made him wait 20 minutes.

The "pee dance" is a globally recognized performance of desperation. The Relatability: funny+pee+stories

We have an endless list of ways to avoid saying the word "pee." According to Gnara , we use everything from "seeing a man about a horse" to "answering nature’s call." One office worker tried to be discreet by telling their boss they were going to "shake hands with an old friend." The boss, confused and literal-minded, followed them into the hallway to see who this mysterious "friend" was, leading to a very awkward standoff at the restroom door. 3. The Grand Canyon Echo Trapped in a glass box, reeking of his