Current Doggishness Updated [repack] ★

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This paper proposes a critical re-evaluation of the concept of "doggishness"—the set of behavioral, physiological, and semiotic markers that denote "dog-ness." While traditional definitions rely on static biological taxonomy or essentialist behaviorism, the current technological moment demands an "update." By analyzing the interplay between advanced computational models (specifically Large Language Models and generative AI) and the evolving phenomenology of pet ownership, this paper argues that "current doggishness" is no longer an innate state but a performative output. We explore how the digital sphere has stripped doggishness of its biological necessity, leaving behind a pure, tradable semiotic code. current doggishness updated